Fox has unleashed the teaser trailer for the comedy adaptation of The Three Stooges [3STOG] on Apple. Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly [FARRE], the film stars, and that's using the term loosely, Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes and Will Sasso as Moe, Larry and Curly. While their slaspstick antics and familiar sound effects are a fair imitation of the Stooges, the production looks more fitting for television than a feature film that could have to star the likes of Benicio Del Toro, Sean Penn and Jim Carrey. Oh, what could have been.