I didn't see this the 1st time when it was called The Pacifier, so I doubt I will be lining up for The Spy Next Door [SPYND]. Jackie Chan [JCHAN] stars as a secret agent turned mild-mannered babysitter. At least Chan doesn't embarass himself as badly as Dwayne Johnson in The Tooth Fairy (*shudders*). I know I'm not the target audience for this wholesome family film, so I will just rewatch Drunken Master and Supercop to relive the glory days of Jackie Chan.