It can be the most frustrating thing. Because you're waiting for something truly good to come along, and in the mean time you're forced to watch these lousy movies roll in the dough. It can get maddening.
If a stupid looking movie like San Andreas can reap in $50M+, maybe I should just quit, liquidate all shares. America has no taste anymore.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 12:13
try not to take it so personally.
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CSBD
May 31, 12:15
Anymore?
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Biff68
May 31, 12:18
Why so serious?
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May 31, 12:19
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Chateau_du_Mal_Voisin
May 31, 13:24
I watch what i personally want; I invest in want people want or don't want to watch. Keep those separate.
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ryeontherocks
May 31, 12:20
This is the right answer.
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Raven9167
May 31, 12:52
It sure is!
DTshakes
May 31, 15:02
Apparently not, since I'm not talking about the game or investments. I'm talking about why the hell anyone would want to watch this movie.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:28
Maybe they like all action no plot. I could go on the same rant about horror films, but why? just because I don't get why people like
JDolphin
May 31, 17:04
A lot of horror movies do suck. But people love them because when they pull it off, it requires every aspect of filmmaking to be executed--
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:10
And that's YOUR opinion - never seen a horror film (or part of one) that was worth 2 cents of my time
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JDolphin
May 31, 20:33
If you buy or sell on personal taste and/or perceived quality then you should quit because you are going to lose a lot of money..
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JDolphin
May 31, 12:26
The game is about quantity not quality
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JDolphin
May 31, 12:27
Just like your 20's -- #amIrite? (nm)
DTshakes
May 31, 15:03
Both good and bad movies make money and lose money. Sometimes I understand why sometimes I don't.
MattW
May 31, 12:29
Personally I stopped reading your rant at "autistic genetic trait" (inside)
hyperzeitgeist
May 31, 12:31
A puerile worldview is created from a puerile world. It's not one of those stupid "chicken or the egg" arguments. Also, you assume too much.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 12:43
See, I stopped reading at "moronical", because that's not actually a word.
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Sorrannax
May 31, 12:52
Tell Sgt. Lincoln Osiris that. Was quoting him. But like Kirk Lazarus, I know that. Ever be the dude playing the dude disguised as another?
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:09
I usually stop reading when the quick reply headline ends.
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Bored76er
May 31, 14:11
Well, it was a bad choice of words, but maybe he meant no harm. But i do understand the frustration in horrible flicks making bank.
goodvibe61
May 31, 20:47
Did you short San Andreas OW and call by any chance ;) ?
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mattep74
May 31, 12:41
I have $2B in my portfolio more than you. You think you're clever, but until you break $100M you don't know this game.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 12:45
But seriously, did you short the .OW and the .CA?
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RogerMore
May 31, 13:01
But seriously, no.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:22
It's just a game. Personally, I would much rather see a disaster movie than a comic book movie that had been in theaters non stop lately
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Oleg Max
May 31, 12:49
To that end, you should watch a black and white silent film. There are rarely ever any of those.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:01
You do know that of Birdman, Whiplash, and Boyhood, the highest gross of those three was $42 million?
Raven9167
May 31, 12:50
Independence Day is also a pretty crappy movie. And those box office numbers are exactly what I'm talking about. America has no taste.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:05
If you turn off your brain and enjoy the crap, you really appreciate the good when it comes along.
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ryeontherocks
May 31, 13:15
I can do that for far more worthy "guilty pleasures," but those require more skill than "San Andreas" to make well. But you proved my point.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:30
Heh, I won't make the argument about Independence Day, it is certainly a guilty pleasure for me.
Raven9167
May 31, 13:45
But there is a difference between a quality crowd-pleaser that gets people talking ("Guardians of the Galaxy") and a dumb simple BOOM-BOOM.
chosenone2oo5
Jun 01, 00:43
Yes because Jason Statham and Guy Ritchie are American exports. Euros enjoy their trash the same as all do, no hypocritical bashing please.
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Bored76er
May 31, 18:09
I
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:11
I've seen television shows from the UK that are far superior to film--not only from a screenwriting aspect, but acting and directing as well
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:12
Demand for more "original, adult-oriented" programming (not San Andreas) have pushed more limited releases lately into wider releases.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:51
Easy reply to that loooong post. Shut up, quit whining.
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thefootballfreak
May 31, 13:00
It's a summer disaster popcorn flick, this isn't a fluke. Some people like movies, all movies. The good and the big banging Summer ones.
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Machined2
May 31, 13:08
There's a difference between "big" and "good." Last year, "Transformers: Age of Extinction" ("big") was the worst movie I saw all summer.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:13
I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I can enjoy a "big" summer movie with low expectations and just enjoy the experience, and I'm
Machined2
May 31, 14:09
I'm okay with that too. "Die Hard" isn't the deepest film ever, but everyone loves it because it was creative. That
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:30
*That shows more effort was placed on characters, plot, and direction. "San Andreas" just looks like "ooo boom blam pew-pew CRASH."
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:32
Considering your posts here - WHY would you waste your money on Transformers - isn't that exactly what your ranting against?!?!?
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JDolphin
May 31, 14:25
I was on a date, and I do love to laugh at Michael Bay's incompetence. But even then, I still felt like I was hammered for 2.5 hrs straight.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:33
Hello? SANDR looks like a guilty pleasure. Might even watch the DVD.
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lesana
May 31, 13:09
Have you seen sharknado the movie
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mike255
May 31, 13:25
The first one I needed to drink a lot of vodka to enjoy. "Sharknado: The Second One" was an improvement, but TV still is free. Tickets ain't
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:36
Syfy's free?
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Biff68
May 31, 13:39
It's not Pay-Per-View or Video On Demand is all I mean. People would rather spend money on tickets for San Andreas than turn on the TV. Ugh.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:48
Thats why films that make you "think" seem to have limited release
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blaze223
May 31, 13:28
Get this (if you can): escapism requires distraction. Distraction's getting you to THINK about something else. Stupid movies don't. (inside)
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 13:47
But if everyone liked the movies you are insisting they should like, how would you feel superior?
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srrichardson
Jun 01, 08:57
if you liquidate i move up one spot. just throwing that out there.
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tradermark
May 31, 13:54
Secretstalker, is that you ... :-?
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JMT-NL
May 31, 14:02
it does remind me of The Great Chipmunk Rant Of 2007
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RazorHawk
May 31, 14:15
Do you have a link to that? But that's tonally so different. "San Andreas" is like "take me so seriously," but "Alvin" is like ADORABLE.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:36
there is almost no access to any HSX postings that happened before this new version of the site launched in June 2009
RazorHawk
May 31, 16:09
There would certainly be a lot of useful, playable information if we could. But I remember the relaunch! I'd only played for 1.5 yrs by then
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:13
If you survived HSX Orange.... you can survive any upcoming disaster porn revival!
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RazorHawk
May 31, 18:24
Well that's North American box office, so there's bound to be a few Canadians in there as well. Also $50M, that's like 5M people out of 350M
casey
May 31, 14:18
That made me feel a little better. Silly Canadians--American movies are for Americans! Except for "The Wolverine," that crazy Canuck.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 15:38
lol dude mad.
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thedudeman2222
May 31, 15:34
I can't believe your so upset it was a good comedy. I found myself laughing a fair bit through the movie.
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Phillips
May 31, 15:41
Did you see the movie?
Phillips
May 31, 15:55
Some movies you don't have to see. Sometimes you really can see the trailer and have seen the entire story. Like "Cinderella." Or "Get Hard"
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:08
Wow, skipped that long screed, but now you know how I felt after the first Jackass movie.
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not2fast
May 31, 15:58
At least "Jackass" can be ambitious. "Hey, let's make a disaster movie where the city crumbles! Have we seen that before? Yes? Oh well! PAY"
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:03
Sorry, anyone that has anything remotely good to say about Jackass has no business complaining about other movies
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JDolphin
May 31, 17:09
If the Academy Awards honored Stuntwork, the Jackass series would've been a regular during those years. Those guys got balls (maybe no more)
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:15
TIL: never invite chosenone2oo5 to a party
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adrenalin112
May 31, 16:15
TIL: adrenalin112 is taking a piss. adrenalin112 hasn Also, Happy Gilmore and Top Gun both suck incredibly bad.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:20
I hate this keyboard, I keep hitting some random key with my pinky and it's submitting my posts. Was saying TIL: adrenalin112 hasn't been--
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:22
well i had to give you a 1 year head start to make it fair ;D
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adrenalin112
May 31, 16:37
TIL: adrenalin112 thinks 4 months = 1 year.
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 16:55
The Towering Inferno...Poseidon Adventure...Earthquake...and a little James Bond...mix em up and you get SANDR. Sometimes
StarBondFund
May 31, 19:05
I would never rank Denzel that high. It doesn't need to be "San Andreas" starring Peter O'Toole. It just shouldn't be arbitrary/derivative.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:17
lol. I agree with. America deserves the Cinema they get
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Juiced
May 31, 19:24
Yes, but what does it NEED...? You set me up for The Dark Knight quote. It's the film America deserves...but not the one it needs...
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chosenone2oo5
May 31, 19:35
Wow - and there we have a big difference of opinion. I wasn't impressed AT ALL. and it was derivative and boring
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JDolphin
May 31, 20:26
On my gosh we agree. Just look at the foreign box office. Chosenone that's who you should be arguing with
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JDolphin
May 31, 20:28
this should have been under tristafe (aka professor smartbrain) post below
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JDolphin
May 31, 20:31
you are under the misimpression that Hollywood is making these movies for America anymore
tristafé
May 31, 20:00
Agreed. There's far more reliance on the international box office.
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~JPV~
May 31, 20:31
I'm not under a misimpression here. But international comes down to 1. stars and 2. brand franchises. But we all know (click inside)
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 20:43
You're underestimating foreign gross. There are now 32 movies over 600mil foreign BO, 17 over 700. Last Ice Age only 18% domestic BO
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JDolphin
May 31, 21:07
damn - put it in the wrong place again - goes below - but I think foreign seems to be more action instead of stars
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JDolphin
May 31, 21:09
Underestimate, overestimate, over-under...studios make movies for a global audience, but the screenwriters? Directors? Actors? (inside)
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 22:58
Hey chosenone: Great post. You really got it rockin in here today. Nicely done.
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goodvibe61
May 31, 20:43
^This. "They see me trollin'...they hatin'..." I'm glad a lot of you could contribute your opinions! I have an improved perspective on it.
chosenone2oo5
May 31, 20:47
Great thread. Good fun, thanks for posting
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ryeontherocks
May 31, 21:10